*{margin:0;padding:0;font-size:100%;}
html {min-height:100%;font:24pt 'Just Me Again Down Here',script;color:#000;}
#top {position:absolute;top:0;left:0;font-size:32pt;font-family:'Just Me Again Down Here',script;color:#000;line-height:40pt;}
#top h1{font-size:100%;font-weight:normal;margin:0;padding:0;}
#bottom {font-size:16pt;position:absolute;right:220px;;bottom:0;}
.evilthings{position:absolute;width:200px;bottom:0;right:0;text-align:left;}
footer {position:absolute;text-align:center;font-size:9px;bottom:0;right:40%;color:#CCC}
footer a{color:#ccc;}
.hidden{display:none;}
a {text-decoration: none;}

@media (min-width:0) {
  html{background:transparent url('i/EoaS.png') no-repeat bottom left; font-size: 20pt;}
  #top{margin-left:10px;}
  #bottom{display: none;}
  .evilthings{font-size: 80%; line-height: 160%;}
  .evilthings h3 {display:none;}
}

@media (min-width: 800px) {
  html{background:transparent url('i/EoaS_Large.png') no-repeat bottom 10% left;}
  #top{margin-left:20px;width:700px;}
  #bottom{display:block;left:0;}
  .evilthings{line-height:automatic;right:0}
  .evilthings h3{display:automatic;}
}